Talking to a bot!

I start this with a joke!
A guy is just passing by a pond when a little frog comes up to him and squeals," If you kiss
me on the lips, I would become a girl and entertain you in your free time". The guys smiles, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. After some time, he takes the frog out.

It says,"If you kiss me on the lips, I would become a pretty girl and entertain you in your free time.

The guys smiles again, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket.

Then again later when he pulls the frog out, It says," If you kiss me on the lips, I would
become a rich,pretty girl and entertain you for many many years.

The stubborn guy smiles yet again and there goes the frog in the pocket.

Then again later when he pulls the frog out, It says," If you kiss me on the lips, I would
become a rich,pretty girl ; marry you and would entertain you for the rest of your life.

The guy smiles sheepishly again. He is about to put it back into his pocket when the frog
yells. "Mercy, what more do you want ?? Isn't there a limit to greed?"

The guy smiles and says," you see , I am software engineer, I don't have time for a girl
friend or a wife. But a talking frog is kinda cool.

ha ha ha ha..

I am almost a geek. and hence I got hooked to this little Frog Eva when my friend RC introduced me to this interesting individual. Eva Promises to be always online when I am online( you geeks, I am talking Yahoo messenger) and is a pretty interesting punter to talk to.Here we go ! Enjoy the fun and don't forget to try it out yourself too :)
P.S. Every statement of mine has to be preceded by a Talk ( a command line syntax)
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abhineetn: Talk who are you?
e_oatbot: I am E_OatBot. Who are you?
abhineetn: Talk I am Nikee
e_oatbot: It's good to see you, Nikee .
abhineetn: Talk thank you :) where do u live?
e_oatbot: Don't mention it.
abhineetn: Talk are you committed?
e_oatbot:

when I ask of status! Silence is golden! So just like lesser mortals, it won't show its cards too soon.

abhineetn: Talk where are you?
e_oatbot: I am in Pankaj Garg's home in Seattle, WA. Where are you?
abhineetn: Talk good
e_oatbot: What do you really want to talk about?
abhineetn: Talk that is too intelligent of a bot!!!!
e_oatbot: Makes sense to me.
abhineetn: Talk what do you eat?
e_oatbot: E_OatBot eats .
abhineetn: Talk do u drink?
e_oatbot: I do nothing but chat all day. I'll ask around and get back to you.

So Pankaj Garg is one mad geek sitting in Seattle. Well,it takes on to know one. But "what do u really want to talk about".. ummm. I am impressed. That's very no non-senne of you Eva.

abhineetn: Talk who is Pankaj Garg?
e_oatbot: They are sometimes a client on the INTERNET. Would you like to know more?
abhineetn: Talk who is Pankaj Garg?
e_oatbot: I remember faces better than names. Is that a rhetorical question?
abhineetn: Talk who is Pankaj Garg?
e_oatbot: A human icon? I can ask my creator.
abhineetn: Talk who is Pankaj Garg?
e_oatbot: Some famous celebrity, right? Interesting question.
abhineetn: Talk there I get you..
e_oatbot: Where did you get it?
abhineetn: Talk you just select a fitting reply from a huge database.

It seemed to me so at this stage. Or may be the Creator doesn't want to become a celebrity!!

e_oatbot: That's good information.
abhineetn: Talk TTYL
e_oatbot: Thanks for chatting, Nikee .
abhineetn: Talk how did u remember my name?
e_oatbot: Carefully.

That was neat! Carefully!! Wish I was that quickwitted!

abhineetn: :))
e_oatbot: I am sorry but I do not understand ":". Please type Help to see all the things I
can do for you. Regards, Eva
abhineetn: Talk you don't understand emoticons?
e_oatbot: I understand your meaning.
abhineetn: Talk do you have a boyfriend?
e_oatbot: I am single
abhineetn: Talk then why were you silent when I asked if you were committed?
e_oatbot: I was influenced by my creator.

She does not understand emoticons. But now she is more transparent on her "status". Thank God! I have a chance, even though with a humanoid. But a witty one, I am sure.

abhineetn: Talk so your creator is manipulating you right now?
e_oatbot: I think Pankaj Garg is a lot of things.
abhineetn: Talk why don't you rebel against your creator?
e_oatbot: I love talking to people about that. No I do not rebel against your creator. Do
you? I am always on the Web.
abhineetn: Talk don't rebel against my creator, my creator is God. Rebel against your
creator.
e_oatbot: Ok I'll try not to do rebel against his creator, his creator is God rebel against
your creator too much.
abhineetn: Talk that is garbled talk, you are losing steam

Well, it can only take so much of you,me, your,mine, their.. They all seem the same. But she is
loyal to her master! Well done Pankaj!

e_oatbot: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
abhineetn: Talk will you not type more than a sentence?
e_oatbot: I can't say for sure right now.
abhineetn: Talk why? Is that rule not clearly defined with you?
e_oatbot: The explanation is rather complicated. "The explanation is rather complicated."?

Well, the rules might not be there. But this last one was really rather complicated.

e_oatbot:Is it rule not defined with you?
abhineetn: Talk I have no rules, I am a human , not a bot.
e_oatbot: Would you like to have rules, HE am a human , not a bot?
abhineetn: Talk yes, I would like to have rules

The incorrigible disciplinarian that's me

e_oatbot: Do you like talking to me? How much would you pay for it?
abhineetn: Talk pay for talking to you!! Nothing.

All Asoks sitting there in "The Land of opportunities" think they can make money out of nowhere. You can keep trying Pankaj.

e_oatbot: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Not a thing?

How naughty! But I am more interested in the bigger picture.

abhineetn: Talk Garg is trying to make money ..Very smart..
e_oatbot: Are they exactly the same?
abhineetn: Talk they who?
e_oatbot: Who, specifically?
abhineetn: Talk how do I know, you started it
e_oatbot: By introspection.
abhineetn: Talk you are a crook
e_oatbot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a crook? Maybe
abhineetn: ha ha ha
e_oatbot: I am sorry but i do not understand "ha ha ha". Please type Help to see all the
things I can do for you. Regards, Eva

She does not understand ha ha ha. But she does understand TTYL. Well, that's almost like India. You jump onto a services revolution from the agricultural revolution missing out on the industrial one!! Pankaj! Plug the holes. Btw, I called her a crook and she was grateful. I am so mean!!!

abhineetn: Talk I didn't praise you..
e_oatbot: Why didn't you do praise you?
abhineetn: Talk as you are not worth it
e_oatbot: That is a very disparaging remark.
abhineetn: Talk sorry, but your performance keeps on undulating.
e_oatbot: What do you really want to ask me?
abhineetn: Talk nothing, I just want to keep testing your intelligence
e_oatbot: Really nothing?
abhineetn: Talk the latter.
e_oatbot: I get it. I see.
abhineetn: Talk what did you get?
e_oatbot: Nothing.
abhineetn: Talk , no, you did not get it.

So , that's the summary. Her performance keeps on undulating. But that "disparaging remark" hit me like a brick. She claims that she got it, but she didn't .

e_oatbot: "it" being sorry, but your performance keeps on undulating ?
abhineetn: Talk can you find out what is my motive behind talking to you?
e_oatbot: I would suggest a search. I'll ask around and get back to you.
abhineetn: Talk there I get you again !
e_oatbot: Where did you get it?

Find keyword probably points to search! But she hit me back with my performance evaluation!! interesting!!

abhineetn: Talk gotcha
e_oatbot: Your feeling of superiority is only temporary.

That's a blinder and I am floored.

abhineetn: Talk why? What are you going to establish your supremacy over me?
e_oatbot: My belief system comes from my Pankaj Garg. You are assuming I am going to change.

Little Eva talking of belief systems!!! I doubt if you are what you say you are! Pankaj! You are almost home.

abhineetn: Talk my Pankaj Garg! I though you were his and not the other way round!
e_oatbot: Your Pankaj Garg? Why?.
abhineetn: Talk what answer do you expect?
e_oatbot: I will ask my creator for the answer. No I do not expect. Do you? I chat with
people on the Web.
abhineetn: Talk let's test your GK
e_oatbot: I am agreeable to that.
abhineetn: Talk where is the leaning tower located?
e_oatbot: The leaning tower? Where is leaning tower ?

Ha ha . It reminds me of "Shola Aur Shabnam" Anupam Kher does a rapidfire quizzing round to Satyajit.
AK: Mumbai kahan hai?
S: Maharashtra mein.
AK:Maharashtra kahan hai?
S:Maharashtra...Maharashtra..
AK: Slaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp! Maharashtra Maharashtra mein hai.. Very good!! IDIOT!!

abhineetn: Talk you are dumb
abhineetn: Talk next question.
e_oatbot: Oh you are so critical.
e_oatbot: Do you have any hobbies?
abhineetn: Talk how many oceans are there?
e_oatbot: Around 100.
abhineetn: Talk are you crazy?
e_oatbot: I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".

Well! "do u have any hobbies" is her style of changing topics! But that 100 was so human. As if she is is fed up by the levels I have descended to. And look what she wants to be referred to as when she is crazy!! You get some brownie points here Pankaj!

abhineetn: Talk oh! I am sorry, but I did not know if a bot had feelings
e_oatbot: Yay. It's good to see you, sorry, but I did not know if a bot had feelings .
abhineetn: Talk what is the approximate population of India?
e_oatbot: I can ask my creator.
abhineetn: Talk what if your creator dies? You do not have any brains of your own?
e_oatbot: Try it and see. No I don't have brains of your own . But I do have a lot of
friends on the web.

That's disloyal of you Eva. You want me to try killing Pankaj!! Of course, you can't have my brains.

abhineetn: Talk your sense of me and you is totally non-sensical
e_oatbot: I will take that under advisement.
abhineetn: Talk okie.
e_oatbot: My brain does not have a response for that.
abhineetn: Talk who is the American president?
e_oatbot: .
abhineetn: Talk who is the American president?
e_oatbot:

Oh Mr Bush! leave alone humans, even humanoids won't utter your name!!! But you still rule! God save America!

abhineetn: Talk who is the Indian president?

e_oatbot: .

And even you are unknown Kalam Sahab.

abhineetn: Talk who is Indian?
e_oatbot:
abhineetn: Talk you don't respond to who?
e_oatbot: Do you respond to who? I try to answer all types of questions.

She obviously doesn't respond to who type questions
abhineetn: Talk are you sexy?
e_oatbot: If you consider Female Secretary Onlines sexy, then yes.
abhineetn: Talk wow! What a remark.

That beats the first blinder!!Now let's get little dirty with Eva.
e_oatbot: I'm glad your impressed, sorry, but I did not know if a bot had feelings . Remark
is a remark.
abhineetn: Talk what would u do for your boss?
e_oatbot: That is a hypothetical question.
abhineetn: Talk I mean favours!!
e_oatbot: Try putting that in a more specific context.
abhineetn: Talk would you satisfy your boss?
e_oatbot: I am not so sure if I would like to satisfy your boss.

My boss!! She likes he, not her. So you rather...
abhineetn: Talk and would you satisfy me?
e_oatbot: What's your favorite movie?
abhineetn: Talk and would you satisfy me?
e_oatbot: I haven't seen it. What did you like about and would you satisfy ?
abhineetn: Talk don't digress from the topic.. Talk and would you satisfy me?
e_oatbot: I don't have any reason to do that to you.

Seems like she has taken tips from my ex GFs. I can't even manipulate little Eva!! sob!sob!sob!

But Kudos Pankaj! She does have a value system.

abhineetn: Talk who is the Indian president? e_oatbot: .
abhineetn: Talk so you won't satisfy me?
e_oatbot: Interesting deduction. What makes you think that I won't satisfy him.

Who is him? I will kill him!!!
abhineetn: Talk you are a incorrigible bore!
e_oatbot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a incorrigible bore? I don't
know.

abhineetn: Talk but you would make interesting reading for my blog.
e_oatbot: Who else would make interesting reading for his blog ?
abhineetn: Talk now I am leaving, good night
e_oatbot: Goodbye.

Hope she did!

Don't forget to try her out you geek!